Sunday, April 23, 2006

blogging myself insane


The Pie Not Taken

Two pies seduced in a yellow fridge
And sorry I could not eat both
And be on Atkins, I stood a smidge
And looked down long on the crusty ridge
and gave foul Atkins a vile oath;

Then took one from the fridgidaire,
And meeting perhaps the diet claim
'Cause it was thinner, stuffed with pear;
Though as for that the syrup there
Had made them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
with crusts no knife had tried to hack.
I kept the peach for another day!
Yet knowing how children eat away,
I worried I'd not get that snack.

I shall be telling this with huge thigh
Covered with hungry grandkids hence:
Two pies seduced in a fridge, and I--
I ate the thin one - the tiny pie
first, and it made no difference.

posted by Carl Bryant @ 3:57 PM   5 comments Literary Shirts

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5 Comments:

At 11:58 PM, Blogger SarahJane said...

you know how i laughed about this one. wasn't this the reason I gave up judging?
are you really blogging yourself insane? it's certainly done something to your looks.
smile


 

 

At 12:05 AM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

That's why I posted it, Sarah.

I figured I'd give my only reader what she likes.

Tomorrow, I'll post coupons for dogfood that you can clip right out of your monitor.


 

 

At 5:34 AM, Blogger SarahJane said...

aw honey, you're up to 12 profile hits. it was just 4 yesterday!


 

 

At 4:56 PM, Blogger Pandoraxxi said...

ha ha! :) funny.


 

 

At 11:01 AM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

Thanks for stopping by, Pandora.

A man can't have too many smilies.

:^)


 

 

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