Thursday, June 15, 2006
It's Poetry Thursday!
Stopping My Pole-Dance On A Frosty Evening
Whose bills these were I do not know.
Her cash is crisp and pokes me though;
She must have caught me dancing here
And stuffed my underwear with dough.
Those hoarse gals sure must think it queer
For me to turn and stop in fear
In mid-dance of disco song,
Ignoring cries of lusty cheer.
They watch me dig inside my thong
And know there must be something wrong.
Still - cash is waved, they want to peep
But I won't move to where they throng.
Their ones are lovely - rent ain't cheap.
But I have Little-Elvis to keep,
And papercuts can go real deep,
And papercuts can go real deep.
posted by Carl Bryant @ 11:54 AM
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Love it, Carl! I take it that it's only the brain that's tiny?
No, Susan. The thong is tiny, too.
Thanks for popping in! It's nice to see you here.
HA!!
Carl, I think I love you.
**MEGA-RONF**
if you aren't weird, i'd be weird for thinking you're weird. nice, funny weird, you know -- not killing-murderous weird.
i'll never think of papercuts the same way again.
frost, if he were alive, would have placed his money all around that thong. he'd have appreciated the dough effect.
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carl
why aren't you famous yet?
Because I can't dance.
You should see me onstage. It's pathetic.
Julie - a HA from you is worth millions.
Rebecca - Never hurt the ones you love.
Arlene - You're weird... but in a convoluted scary/sad/funny sort of way... Kind of like a small tornado mowing through a clown college.
Carl's not famous?
I think I just hurt myself laughing at the 'small tornado, clown college' remark. Ow.
I've looked through a lot of your posts, including your archives, and I'm quite impressed!
I'd like to invite you to join our brand new, family friendly BLOG VILLAGE TopList. I think your blog would be a great addition.
You can find out more about it at the BLOG VILLAGE blog.
LOL Carl! This is really cute!
Oh my, this is too much. No, maybe not... More, Carl, more!
my wv this time: gybuub
-lauren
Thanks, Jayne - I greatly appreciate the time you're taking to improve my blog, and the advice. I'd be proud to contribute to your writer's group.
Jenni - there's nothing cute about a 42-yr-old man in a thong. At least it isn't a speedo. What the heck is wrong with european men? Anyone? Anyone?
DB - I've added a link to your index. It seems like a great idea.
Lauren - I don't know what gybuub means, but it sounds obscene when you say it. I'm telling Arlene, and she's going to tell everyone else. Your reputation is shot.
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