Friday, July 07, 2006
George Bush, Britney Spears, and more Google hits
However... I refuse to mention breasts, World Cup Soccer, or Cartoon Network. I have my pride.
posted by Carl Bryant @ 12:20 AM
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You shameless hit stalker!
Google, Bush, Spears-- but that's no good, because people will come here for the wrong reason and not come back--unless your site is captivating and mainly visual for a short attention span--which is exactly what you did, you shameless self-promoter!
I admire the shit out of you.
I do not think your brain is really tiny.
Hope your hit counter goes through the roof.
Hi there!
I found your site while searching for reasons why I should choose JiF! Carl, can you give me more inforamtion about JiF?!
sarah, a greatefull mom!
haaaahaaahaaa!!! you should start teaching classes on self-promotion, you know! :)
how many hits do you get through JIF? how long did it take to do all that research that made it obvious it was JIF you needed on your site?
do you have too much time on your hands? do you have your hands on too much time? ah whatever.
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ps now all you need is to talk about a dear little cat, spell tidbits the english way, and call roosters by another name, and your hit counter will explode. ;)
Now if only someone would smear peanut butter on GWB's gums instead of having him actually speak....
lol
Your prices are way too high. I can get the hat at wal-mart for 3.99.
lol ...
hahahahha
You crack me up.
xo
That made my day! I bow to you. Bravo!
Hey Carl, where ya been? I miss your posts!
-lauren
where the hell did you go carl?
Okay, now I'm getting worried!!!!!
Seriously, Carl, where are you?
Sorry, folks - I worked 48 hours straight, then I became ill, then a friend's lung cancer returned.
Then I got better, the wife decided to buy a new computer, then new appliances, then she wanted to learn CSS design, then Jesus finally got pissed at all the jokes... and I caught strep.
Blogging will resume shortly.
Just as soon as my wife releases me from servitude.
I do love this series of pictures...I'm gonna have to link this, me thinks.
glad to see something from you, at last!
Hope you are feeling better soon!
-lauren
good to hear from you, carl - sorry, though, about the illnesses. get well soon!
my word verification seems to think so to, suggesting you take SECXIL. and no, i did not make this up, though i could have. *G*
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Servitude? Is that Spanish for "Alien vs. Predator"?