Wednesday, June 28, 2006

I trade my soul for pennies
My advertising experiment was a dismal failure. I'm forbidden to reveal my earnings over the two-week trial, but I can tell you that it rhymes with "smixty-smix sments." I smuck at advertising.

Anyhoo - now I'm hawking poetry gifts. I probably smuck at poetry gifts, too.

I'm pretty sure having no pride is some sort of sin, but hey - I'm going to hell anyway. Why not shoot for a management position?

I've just realized something... if I take my hands off the keyboard… less idiocy comes out.

posted by Carl Bryant @ 6:07 PM   16 comments Literary Shirts

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16 Comments:

At 7:18 PM, Blogger Julie Carter said...

That's a lot of sments.


 

 

At 8:43 PM, Blogger bgfay said...

In a year of having google text ads on my blog I've racked up almost twenty dollars. In four more years, if things keep going so smashingly, I might get a check for a hundred bucks. Then I can afford to get all those neat operations the stars get. I'm thinking of having some toes added to my feet. That would help me be more distinctive. Six or seven on each foot ought to do it.


 

 

At 9:26 PM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

Who says you can't make a living blogging?

I'll pay smixty-smix sments to the first person who proves it can't be done.


 

 

At 9:28 PM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

I've never heard of a man wanting to lengthen his feet, bg. If I start getting "enlarge your tiny feet" spam ads in my inbox, I'm blaming you.


 

 

At 9:50 PM, Blogger Aurora said...

If you want to make money from blogging, you've got to write about entertainment or politics. Let's see, what rhymes with "Britney Spears"?:)


 

 

At 10:25 PM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

breasts from Sears?
wet behind the ears?
floor stains: baby smears?


 

 

At 10:37 PM, Blogger Dawn Benko said...

My only advice is stop using the term "anyhoo"--unless you're happy with that smixty-smix sments


 

 

At 10:49 PM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

I never considered that. Thanks!

Anyhoo is in the trashcan. Next to the F word and right beside "whatever."


 

 

At 11:31 PM, Blogger C. E. Chaffin said...

What? Giving up the 'F' word to increase your share in the search engines with family values credentials? Carl, I'm ashamed of you...

And you are my TECH GURU! I've been trying to implement your suggestions in my nascent blog but will soon have to write you with questions. Do you entertain questions? Maybe if you entertain questions you can write on entertainment.

Rhymes with: Shit-on-me Steers!

Thine,

CE


 

 

At 11:36 PM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

Damn, CE - the "f" word was "family."

Hey - I'm number 1 in google for exended image poem. Would you be interested in purchasing an extended image poem?

I can make you a deal.


 

 

At 3:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I tend to like the idiocy that comes out, keep those fingures on the keyboard and bring them over to nubbit.com why dont you!


take care bud.
Branden, www.nubbit.com


 

 

At 8:54 AM, Blogger michi said...

spit and tears,
sittin' on rears,
kidney 'n beers,
syndey queers,

and smo on.

m

ps when you are really rich, um, smay you have more than smix dollars, you won't forget us here, will you?


 

 

At 11:41 AM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

When I'm rich I will buy everyone in the world a popsicle. I'll be hugely popular for about 5 minutes - after which people will scorn me for wasting my vast fortune on popsicles.


 

 

At 4:25 PM, Blogger michi said...

so you mean, like, you cannot buy friends, even with smix dollars AND popsmicles?

grrrrmph.

m


 

 

At 2:43 AM, Anonymous LJ said...

You know I have the same problem,when I lift my fingers from the keys the rambling stops. Course then my wandering fingers find pen and paper and they start again. Interesting blog you have here.


 

 

At 2:16 AM, Blogger Merry Mama said...

you really are an idiot- albeit a very entertaining idiot.


 

 

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