Monday, June 19, 2006

Life as a Bryant
Snippets of a few conversations:

Brenda's Boss to Brenda: "I just asked your husband how he got you to marry him. You won't believe what he said."
Brenda: "Did he say I was retarded?"
Brenda's Boss: "How did you know?"

Brenda, at dinner: "Andrew - would you like asparagus?"
Andrew: "What makes you think an 11-year-old boy would like asparagus?"

UPS client, this morning at 4 am: "I'm sorry to call so early. I didn't wake you, did I?"
Me: "No, sir. I had to get up to answer the phone anyway."
UPS client: "I'm glad. I didn't want to wake you."

Brenda: "I sit too much. I should stand more often and lose this weight."
Me: "You never see elephants sitting around, and it doesn't help them."
Brenda: "If brains were taxed, you'd get a huge rebate."

Brenda: "I'm thinking of starting a prayer blog."
Me: "I don't think God will surf your blog, and I just can't see Him using feedburner."
Brenda: "I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce."

Brenda: "You're lucky I married you."
Me: "I could have any woman I please."
Brenda: "That's true... but you don't please any."
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10 Comments:

At 11:37 AM, Anonymous pinklops said...

Ha ha ha I love yr sense of humour .You seem to be a born writer and a delightful poet


 

 

At 2:05 PM, Blogger michi said...

you crack me up. :))))

and these snippets remind me of someone i know ... i tend to see her often, in the mirror. ;)

m


 

 

At 5:14 PM, Blogger jenni said...

LOL. This is great!


 

 

At 5:35 PM, Anonymous jan said...

I am enjoying your tiny brain. :>) But I suspect it is rather fertile.


 

 

At 5:36 PM, Blogger Arlene said...

hahaha!! sounds like me and the hubby when we're in a really good mood.

a.


 

 

At 10:09 PM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

Life with Brenda is a constant riot. We're in competition to see who can make the other laugh the hardest.

She usually wins.

Pink - I like you. I like you a lot.

Michi - just remember: the mirror adds ten pounds.

Jenni - smiles :)

Jan - the secret is in the fertilizer. Let's leave it at that, shall we?

Arlene - have you two considered becoming winos? It's helped my wife and me considerably - plus, we get to pretend to be wine snobs.

Think about it - okay?


 

 

At 4:04 AM, Blogger michi said...

carl - if the mirror adds ten pounds, i might start looking into it very often, it might make me one rich lady.

or weren't we talking currencies?

m


 

 

At 11:23 AM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

Michi, if fat were a medium of exchange... Bill Gates would own most of my head.


 

 

At 5:27 PM, Blogger Lae said...

I like her style...

thanks for the laugh :D


 

 

At 11:55 PM, Blogger Rus Bowden said...

Hilarious.


 

 

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