Wednesday, July 19, 2006
It's so hot...
posted by Carl Bryant @ 10:09 PM
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It's so hot I didn't realize my hair was on fire.
Hey, I tried.
where abouts in Georgia are you ?
It's as hot as love.
It's so hot, I'm considering punching airholes in my refrigerator.
I'm in Athens, Adam.
Dawn - ash blondes are cool.
Steve, that's funny stuff!
The dog and gay jokes were my favorites.
Envy me--I live on the northern California coast, where it's 70/50, not to mention all the redwoods in my yard.
It's so hot my psychiatric medications melted before I could get them to my mouth.
hi carl -
glad to see you're back.
how hot is it? it's freaking hot.
It's so hot, the Jehovah's Witnesses are thinking of putting in a window.
It's so hot, a woman spilled McDonald's coffee in her lap - and didn't sue.
tee-hee. :))))
it's so hot i cannot even think of a lame joke, let alone a really good one.
95+ here. getting really muggy. bleargh.
Get ready for some corn...
It's so hot I invited the lizzards in for a margarita.
It's so hot, I haven't mowed my lawn in a month. My dog went out last night and I haven't seen him since.
It's so hot I wear a sombrero and sun screen to walk to the mailbox. That mailbox hangs on my house.
It's so hot I'm having an affair with an air conditioning repair guy...just in case.
It's so hot I hung my laundry out to dry, but it just got sweaty.
It's so hot, the Republicans finally decided it was time to acknowledge global warming. Nah...just jokin'!
-lauren
Craig - I do envy your redwoods. I have a few maples and an old sycamore. The shade is a wonderful spot for reading. Your meds melted? Uh-oh... reminds me of the old joke about the guy who suffered from paranoia. He wouldn't take his meds because he suspected someone had tampered with them.
Sarah - freaking hot is pretty hot, indeed. Enjoy your vacation!
Michi - it's so hot, you walked outside... And you were still hotter than the air temperature. Congrats on the Hiss publication!
Lauren, I love your cornball humor - especially the sweaty laundry. I laughed aloud.
lauren - love the laundry one!
carl - but then you know, i am ALWAYS hotter than air ... ;)
m
"It's so hot, the squirrels are leaving their nuts uncovered."
LOL
good to have you back!
My dad used to tell this joke.... It's so hot, today I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
Jeff
It's so hot I am considering immigrating to Canada ^_^
Love these!
I'm in Florida. It's always hot here. That's why the hurricanes come. They figure they need to cool us off for a day.
re the Jehovah's Witnesses
So that's what was different about the Kingdom Halls. I just couldn't put my finger on it.
It so hot the JW's thnking about putting in a window...
Love that my mums one and just had French doors added to the back of the house.
Good One!
It's so hot my dog jumped into a roll.