Friday, September 08, 2006

In Today's News
Google News is fun.




A new drug has been found to help with premature ejaculation.

From the article:

"According to the US researchers, at the beginning of the study, the men, on average, ejaculated under a minute after penetration. After 12 weeks, the time to ejaculation was 1.75 minutes for those on placebo and 2.78 minutes for those on 30mg of the drug.

However those who had been taking 60mg of the drug saw their time to ejaculation increase to 3.32 minutes."


If you are a woman, what is better: 1 minute of sex, or 3.32 minutes of sex?

I can only speak for the "man imagining himself on the receiving end" perspective, but I'd take the "less than a minute" option.

The prospect of a new marathon sex drug has PE sufferers excited. So excited,in fact... well - you know.
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Congress votes to ban the slaughter of horses for human consumption.

From the article:

"The House overwhelmingly approved a bill Thursday banning the transport and slaughter of horses for human consumption...

...It's legal to eat horse meat, but Americans are generally repulsed by the idea of consuming what many view as a companion animal."


So it would be legal to eat a horse, but illegal to kill it first?
Our country is run by monsters.
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The man who held Austrian schoolgirl Natascha Kampusch captive for eight years has been buried secretly and under a false name, officials said.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess:
He's buried in his mother's basement.
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There May Be More To a Vegetative State Than Science Thought

From the article:

A new study promises, or threatens, to overturn medical dogma about what is happening in the minds and brains of at least some patients in such a state...

...Patients in a vegetative state open their eyes and seem to be awake, yet show no sign of being aware of themselves or their surroundings.


Apparently, scientists have never visited Arkansas.
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9 Comments:

At 2:21 PM, Anonymous Steve said...

Some posts amuse me... others not. This one made me laugh out loud!

Welcome back.


 

 

At 4:06 PM, Blogger Ben said...

Why not just load yourself up on 600mg, instead of 30? You'd think those guys would be able to hit the 30 minute mark, which is at least in the realm of acceptable.

Then again, how many men really care? For us, it's a home run....every time.


 

 

At 5:14 PM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

Thanks, Steve. It's good to be back.

Ben, the trick is to not move.

It also helps if you only seduce ugly women.

Oh, yeah... and think of something unsexy... like a potroast with an abcess.

Be sure to vary the unsexy thought, or you risk accidental messiness at the buffet table.


 

 

At 2:22 PM, Blogger Christine Klocek-Lim said...

So glad you're back! I sorely missed your amusing anecdotes. Hope the burns heal well and the itch doesn't drive you insane. My vote: 1 minute.


 

 

At 10:46 PM, Blogger Annie said...

Sometimes 1 minute just SEEMS like 3.32 minutes.


 

 

At 2:22 PM, Blogger Arlene said...

hey, great to see you back – burns and all.

this is a riot! particularly love the vegetative state. i think i can use that for my defense in case someone criticizes my driving methods.

wild pigs are delicious, i hear.

a.


 

 

At 8:28 PM, Blogger jenni said...

Yea, they really havent visited arkansas . . . lol


 

 

At 3:22 PM, Blogger Mike Weston said...

Hey Carl, Iam wondering if you can help me with my blog. How do I change the default settings to list all my recent post for the month. Right now the default setting is set at 10 I blieve. I recently made some changes to the sight and now about 50 of my recent posts are missing.

I really appreciate your help. Mike


 

 

At 9:55 AM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

Hi Mike.

If you're not a template wiz, the display of of posts on your main page is most easily controlled with the blogger dashboard.

From your dashboard, click the "Settings" tab, then click "Formatting." You'll see a form box at the top labeled "Show." Choose how many posts or days of posts you wish to display on the main page, then regenerate the index.

Be careful of displaying too many posts on your main page, as this will greatly affect the time it takes a visitor to load your blog. Some dial-up readers may tire of waiting for thirty posts (with pictures) to load.

Good luck,
Carl


 

 

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