Saturday, February 03, 2007

Edvard Munch, Hillary Clinton, and Microsoft Paint

posted by Carl Bryant @ 11:54 PM   6 comments Literary Shirts

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6 Comments:

At 6:27 PM, Blogger LKD said...

Addendum to comment under post below:

Perhaps "I am your bitch, bitch" might be even snappier and more appropriate, eh?


 

 

At 9:19 AM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

Laurel, far be it from me to decide which slam is wittier and more appropriate for the average bitch.

I bow to your superior understanding. :)


 

 

At 9:34 AM, Blogger Arlene said...

well. all i can say is you sure knew what to do with that hand, carl.

a.


 

 

At 9:11 PM, Blogger Ben said...

Dude, she wouldn't be terrible. And I think she can win.

On the pro side, I say:

Already has 8 years of white house exposure.

Experience in the Senate.

Not George Bush.

On the con side, I say:

I have to agree with my brother on this one. She's too polarizing. We need a candidate who is a) a democrat and b) can reunite america. She has so many haters, it's sort of like electing a smarter version of Bush. That won't accomplish as much as it should.

I suppose I'm behind Obama for now. It's still early, and I generally don't make my decision until the debates. But hearing him at the Dems convention last year...man, he could be special. I'd be 100% behind him if he had more (any) foreign policy experience. We've got a ton of damage to undo.

Come check out the new digs. I just remodeled.


 

 

At 9:49 AM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

Ben, I like the Clintons - I really do.

I'd love to party with them, but I don't think I want them running our country. Obama sounds great, but I wish he were older. At least beyond blowjob age. It's tough to focus on foreign policy when you're obsessing over a blowjob.

Arlene, that's a typical Italian response. How's it feel to have a new stereotype added to your pile? I bet it's exciting. :)


 

 

At 5:16 AM, Blogger michi said...

carl - i am udderly disappointed. you'd rather blog about screaming hillary clintons than keep your promise to come visit me & the mad neo-italian wife in vienna. we wasted all our time waiting for you and your blowing ... erm, bowling team, and you never showed up. or should we have come to look for you in certain udder areas of the cities, eh?

m


 

 

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