Thursday, March 15, 2007

Lady of the Flies
I know this is supposed to be a poetry blog, but I'm having far too much fun not writing poetry. There's no self-loathing and insecurity in the writing of childish cartoons.

I think maybe I'm in my fourth childhood.

Here's a silly Microsoft Paint cartoon - just for you:

Here it is on a silly T-shirt, if you're into silly stuff on silly t-shirts: Absolute Cotton Gifts, Tees, and Other Methods of Avoiding Poetry

posted by Carl Bryant @ 8:56 PM   20 comments Literary Shirts

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At 12:09 PM, Blogger SarahJane said...

you don't have to write poetry, carl. and poetry blogs can be dead boring and dry, so color all you want. why is the pig evil?



At 12:51 PM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

Actually, the spider is evil. Pigs are intrinsically good.

Charlotte's Web always creeped me out when I was a kid. I never trusted her.



At 2:20 PM, Blogger HomeFireBlue said...

I love it! I HATED Charlotte's web.

I also demand more posts.

And more cartoons.

But I'm Evil that way. ;)

I'll be back.



At 11:55 AM, Blogger Beau Blue said...

Just exactly how long IS this vacation? How do I get your job, with this vacation arrangement? We ALL need jobs with this kind of vacation policy, right?




At 12:50 PM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

Sorry, Beau - I've been swamped with the t-shirt designing biz. What was once a game for me has turned into a business - with profits and losses.

I've been elected to represent the group of cafepress graphic designers, so I've been working hard on that end to prepare. I fly out to Cali in a couple of days for meetings.

I feel like a Star Trek fan who finally has the opportunity to have sex, but is rendered impotent by performance anxiety.



At 2:53 AM, Blogger Beau Blue said...

Where in Cali are these meetings? Close to the Santa Cruz Mountains, perhaps? -b



At 5:49 PM, Blogger LKD said...

It's Memorial Day, Carl.

I kinda remember you.



At 9:36 PM, Blogger Jay Cam said...

Care to trade links with my humor blog? My site is

If would like to trade, post my link, then comment or email me and I will post yours on my site as a permanent link. Send what you want to your link to be called and your link please.
I would appreciate the linkage, Thanks!



At 8:31 PM, Blogger Jarod K. Anderson said...

I knew Charlotte was up to something.

Anyway, you can’t force poetry and the slandering of beloved children’s literature spiders is a noble pursuit as well.



At 1:44 PM, Blogger SarahJane said...

Carl! I tagged you. So come back.



At 12:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carl, I just discovered your site and love your style of spontanous rantings of things nonsensical and absurd. Your T-shirts are way cool too.



At 9:56 AM, Anonymous Emo Scene Layouts said...

I dont think poetry blogs are oring. They are so much in trend.



At 12:59 PM, Blogger Ben said...

Hey there old friend. Stop by sometime, as I will attempt to post something worth while every now and then.

I've got a ton of reading to do here just to catch up. Not to mention delete half the dead blogs on my roll.



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At 2:45 AM, Anonymous Auckland property manager said...

Interesting cartoon,thanks for sharing.So,why do you say that it is the big evil?



At 4:44 AM, Blogger ayakent08 said...

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At 7:49 PM, Anonymous josh said...

you should write what ever you want although poetry is great to write



At 10:52 AM, Blogger oy-z said...

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At 5:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love it! I HATED Charlotte's web.
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At 6:34 AM, Blogger Chilled said...

wow very very very very very nice doggy wearing my tshirt .



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