Monday, September 25, 2006

Why I can't blog
My wife spends all evening (every evening) posting to prayer blogs around the net. Therefore, I've been avoiding the internet... to show my superiority.

I hope she doesn't read this.

In other news, the pope insulted atheists today. We've decided to protest by staging a massive demonstration of indifference.

posted by Carl Bryant @ 5:21 PM   13 comments Literary Shirts

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13 Comments:

At 7:52 PM, Blogger Aurora said...

Dear Heathen,

The solution is simple, really: Buy another computer.

Sincerely,

Aurora

:)


 

 

At 10:58 PM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

We have several 'puters, Aurora.

I need some sort of moral high ground, so I'm inventing a wrong.

It's a guy thing.


 

 

At 12:29 AM, Anonymous Your beloved wife said...

Doth my prayer blog offend thee?


 

 

At 2:48 PM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

Not really, but let me be the better person.

Just this once.


 

 

At 4:54 PM, Anonymous wifey poo said...

I can start posting bad poetry if you like.


 

 

At 4:40 AM, Blogger SarahJane said...

we miss you, carl.
especially us atheists.
and even more that much overlooked minority the atheist imagists.


 

 

At 11:25 AM, Blogger Carl Bryant said...

Hi Sarah.

Far be it from me to moralize on the state of poetic imagism...

Bren - you post my poetry and I'll sue you for plagiarism.


 

 

At 1:46 PM, Anonymous Bren said...

Dude, you really ought to post more often. You're making me look bad. ;-)


 

 

At 4:26 PM, Blogger michi said...

yes. what sarah said.

how about an atheistic prayer blog? we could post prayers to you. for you. about you. whatever.

wdemp. (short for "wedemption"?)


 

 

At 1:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the _Sirens of Titan_ Vonnegut conceived of "The Church of God the Utterly Indifferent." I have at times been a card-carrying member, and as such, your demonstration is pointless, which we endorse.

CE

www.cechaffin.blogspot.com


 

 

At 2:56 PM, Blogger otilius said...

you really showed her...


 

 

At 9:49 PM, Anonymous Brenda said...

LOL @ otilius


 

 

At 3:00 PM, Blogger Beau Blue said...

I'll bet I'm not the only one who misses you Carl.

-blue


 

 

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